JE SUIS GARTH
KATZIFIED
(History of Garth
Daniels)
Garth Daniels is a patient held involuntarily under the umbrella of
Eastern Health, Victoria, Australia. Assoc. Professor Paul Katz is the remote
overseer of Garth’s treatment for mental illness.
I
write to you Doctor, ‘bout Garth’s growing history,
You
don’t seem to know what to do with this man,
Why
do you keep him locked up in that hell hole?
When
others less noted, could deal with this fast,
Amsulpride,
Clozapine, all of them wannabe’s,
Which
is the tablet you think is the best,
All
in the press told as perfect distractions,
Just
like we see you are doing to Garth,
Running
a current of harmful ‘lectricity,
Right
through his brain, at least two times a week,
Don’t
know your reason, and nothing is changing,
‘xept
Garth seems confused more than ever before,
You
say it’s depression, and gave him Amsulpride,
And
now that he’s calmer, you say ‘not that one,’
Juggling
pill boxes, taking your chances,
Clozapine
comes with the roll of your dice,
Clozapine,’
shortens the life of its victims,
Not
one I’d choose, as it weakens the heart,
An
‘odlie,’ but ‘badie,’ maligned by the doctors,
Unlikely
to calm, this poor tortured soul,
You
go on regardless not knowing your subject,
Fumbling
around like a snail in the dark.
Who
would depend on an amateur fumbler,
Aiming
to get, yes: the big floppy hat,
Not
a professor; not likely to be one,
You
have to have talent to stand on the stage,
Knowing
each moment ‘The Katz,’ is a prowling.
Everyone’s
hiding each time you go through,
Clozapine,
Amsulpride, which is it gonna’ be,
Can’t
make your mind up, they do different things,
Clozapine,
Amsulpride, not sure which one to choose,
Garth
is in danger with your E.C.T.,
I
feel you should think it through; just ask an intern,
And
then you could get, the best sage advice,
Amsulpride
less anxious; though haven’t you noticed,
Just
ask an amateur, most of them know,
Clozapine’s
history, is tossed by the wayside,
‘xcept
it's more dang’rous than most of the rest,
Knowing
he’s sensitive, likely to harm him,
Think
of poor Garth and his compromised heart.
Yes,
knowing he’s sensitive, likely too strong for him,
Hope
you are ready to take this on board,
A
possible overdose, just on a small amount,
Hope
you’re prepared for: if anger you see:
The signs and
symptoms associated with clozapine overdose are: drowsiness, lethargy, coma, areflexia, confusion,
agitation, delirium, hyperreflexia, convulsions, hypersalivation, dilated
pupils, blurred vision, thermolability (hot), tachycardia, hypotension,
collapse, cardiac arrhythmias, heart block, respiratory depression or ...